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Yet PRINTS of WALES guarantees this remarkable “stain” is produced entirely by modern printing methods, so no associated odours are present. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eABOUT THE MODEL\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eBesides being the type of friend everyone wants, Willy Bananabreath is also what you get when you type “happy hipster” into AI.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDuring any given month, Willy’s likely to be found wine-tasting in Tuscany, teaching English to orphans in an Ugandan orphanage, winning competitive eating events, leading the parade at Rio’s famous Carnivale, and single-handedly cooking a gourmet lunch for the NFL’s top 100 players and cheerleaders.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWilly also loves the natural world. He’s studied penguins in Antarctica, knows more about gorillas than Jane Goodall, and once taught a dolphin to play ping pong. He works as a freelance advisor to brain surgeons, and rumour has it he won this year’s Miss Universe contest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere’s nothing Willy likes more than reading classics on the beach. But he hates bad things and has been arrested countless times for protesting. He’s so charming though that cops invariably let him go inside an hour. 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